I like knowing how people tick and what makes them do what they do. It’s just something that I find really interesting.
Two of my friends Alisha and Cory got married last week, and I came across this picture on my facebook feed. Granted I might not be their closest friend, and I really only rely on facebook to keep up with them, but this picture just hit me. Look at her, standing there like a princess, and him, one of the happiest guys I know, weak, weak in the face of love. Love like this is something I wish upon everyone, and I hope they live a wonderful lifetime together.
If i ever get married i want the guy to react like this when i walk down the aisle
I cant wait to get married
I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.
He was a skater goat, he said see you later, goat.
HE WASN’T GOAT ENOUGH FOR HERD
SHEEP HAD A PRETTY FACE,
BUT HER HERD WAS OFF IN SPACE
oh god theres more
I actually was inspired by this post the other night and started writing; all I have is a verse and a chorus:
He was a goat
And she was a goat
Can I make it anymore obvious?
He was a Pygmy
She was an Alpine
What else is there to see?
He liked her stature
She’d never say
She thought his breath smelled too much like hay
And all of her friends
Bleated with glee
The futile story this would be
He was a skater goat, she said see you later, goat
He wasn’t goat enough for herd
His fur was such a disgrace and all over the place
He needed to come back down to earth
decode their text messages for “txt speak” slang used by SKELETONS
- LOL - lots of legbones
- SMH - skeletons murdering humans
- FYI - forget your insides! (and become a skeleton)
- WTF - waxing the fibula
- OMG - outta my grave
- FFS - for friendly skeletons
SLEEP TIME IS NOW
SWEET DREAMS HUMAN
I WILL BE HERE, SHARING MY WARMTHS
I GOOD DOG
I KEEP MY HUMAN SAFE
This shit fucking makes me weak